Happy Labor Day, everybody! What could be more American than making an immigrant like me work on Labor Day?
I like to go to the beach on Labor Day. Here in Los Angeles, the beaches are packed with thongs and cleavage. And the women dress sexy too.
A 64-year-old grandmother became the first person to swim from Cuba to Florida. That is old to be a long-distance swimmer. This was her fifth attempt to swim to Florida from Cuba. That just goes to show you. Old people really love Florida.