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Mila Kunis' 'We Are Pregnant' Skit: Dads-to-Be Aren't Expecting

By    |   Thursday, 12 June 2014 09:43 AM EDT

Mila Kunis wants expectant dad everywhere to stop saying "we are pregnant" and remember that it's the ladies who have to "squeeze a watermelon-sized person" out.

In a prepared skit on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" this week, Kimmel mentioned to Kunis that he and his wife are preparing for their first child.

"We are having a baby very soon, as well," Kimmel said to the actress, who's expecting her first with actor Ashton Kutcher.

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"Oh, you're both having a baby? You and your wife are pregnant?" Kunis snapped, before pulling out a handheld microphone to make her own public service announcement.

"Hi. I'm Mila Kunis, with a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers," she said. "Stop saying 'we're pregnant.' You're not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No."

Kunis was just getting warmed up, continuing, "Are you crying in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you're nurturing a human life? No. It's because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None, because we can't have shots of tequila. We can't have anything because we've got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep."

Then, a group of pregnant women emerged from the stage curtains with tubs of ice cream.

"You're not pregnant," Kunis said as the humorous bit ended. "We are."

Kunis walked back over to Kimmel and deadpanned, "Any questions?"

A source confirmed to E! News in March that Kunis was pregnant with Kutcher's child and was attending prenatal yoga classes in Hollywood with him.

The couple announced in February that they were engaged. They first met while costarring on the former Fox series "That '70s Show."




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Mila Kunis wants expectant dad everywhere to stop saying "we are pregnant" and remember that it's the ladies who have to "squeeze a watermelon-sized person" out.
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